Learning the lighter side of your life

Did you know that the average adult laughs 15 times per day, while the average child laughs 400 times per day? This is really something worth ponders.

“Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.”

~~Mark Twain~~

Generally people find it easier to forward jokes to their friends than other stuffs. When you want to connect with some friends but do not know what to say, you forward jokes to them. It keeps both of you happy. Jokes and humor are excellent ways to bond people together.

So, I would like to take this opportunity to share some jokes with you and at the same time it would reduce your stress and bond us together. J

Mommy Jokes

Son: Mommy, Mommy! Can I lick the bowl?
Mom: Shut up and flush t like everyone else.

Elephant Jokes

Q: How do you Catch a White Elephant?
A: Go to an place where there are white elephants. Bring with you a muffin (with raisins). Climb a tree. When the white elephant is close, drop the muffin (with raisins) in front of it. The white elephant will be happy, and eat the muffin (with raisins). White elephants like muffins (with raisins). Repeat this procedure for five days in a row. After the fifth day, the white elephant will be used to its daily muffin (with rasins). The sixth day you climb the tree, bring with you a muffin without rasins. Drop the muffin as usual. When the white elephant finds out that the muffin lacks rasins, it will darken in anger. And then you catch it the same way as an ordinary grey elephant.

Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun, of course.

Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
A: No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

Q: Why won’t they allow elephants in public swimming pools?
A: Because they might let down their trunks.

Scuba Diving Jokes

Rules of Diving
* Don’t take up diving to get a suntan.

* People who look good with a mask on are usually ugly without one.
* Inverse Law of Patches: A diver’s ability is inversely proportional to the number of patches they wear
* Diving unprotected with a stranger is like having unprotected sex with a stranger.
* Never clear a snorkel on a Mexican Federale’
* Anyone who says they have never been afraid while diving hasn’t been diving or is a bad liar.
* Never use a sun intensifier lotion within 30 miles of the Equator.
* People say the funniest things when you shut their air off.
* Never have sex underwater above a coral reef.
* Dry Suits and Beers do not mix
* Buddies are never where you need them to be.
* You WILL run out of film before the Whale Shark Swims By
* 60 minute camcorder batteries aren’t

I hope you have some fun here.